NEW BREAKTHROUGH THERAPY FOR TOXIC HOPE AND MAGICAL THINKING!!

AMAZING BREAKTHROUGH THERAPY FOR SUFFERERS OF TOXIC HOPE AND MAGICAL THINKING !!

The American Journal of Psychobabble announced last week that there has been a new breakthrough therapy developed that appears to be a CURE for MAGICAL THINKING and TOXIC HOPE!

The numbers of sufferers of Magical Thinking and Toxic Hope are estimated to be in the tens of millions. This disorder affects not only the sufferers, but almost anyone they come into contact with. Those who get near sufferers often will complain of nausea, vomiting, severe headaches & stomach aches and a generalized feeling of homicidal rage.

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The therapy was developed by a layperson; an angry, bitter, pissed off domestic violence victim from the midwest.

After being repeatedly subjected to symptoms related to contact with those suffering from Magical Thinking and Toxic Hope (MTTH), she set out to find a cure.

Experts are touting her breakthrough therapy as 'BRILLIANT' and 'INSPIRED' . In data released today, experts say that her therapy for sufferers of Magical Thinking and Toxic Hope (MTTH) appears to have a cure rate of 100%.

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Research Data

Participants in the research were chosen from three online help forums for abused women. Each participant was hand selected by the developer of the therapy, based upon the participant's degree of infection, and levels of sanctimony and contemptuousness.

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In test cases,participants were stripped of all worldly possessions, and had all sources of income cut off. The research participants were then parachuted into Appalachia, an area chosen for it's isolation and unforgiving climate .

The participants then had their hands and feet bound, to simulate the feelings of being trapped and unable to break free. Participants were then attacked, chided, and berated relentlessly for one week. They were told they were to blame for the situation they were in, accused of not doing anything to HELP themselves & not trying hard enough, called codependent and told repeatedly that it was all their own fault.

Participants were then fitted with permanently attached headphones through which researchers chanted 'get over it' , 'get on with your life', 'move on', 'stop whining' and 'you're just not trying hard enough'. If the Participants complained even once of unfairness or tried to explain the realities of their situations to ANYONE - they were called 'bitter' and 'angry' and cut off.

Participants were then released into a remote part of Appalachia, famous for being a place where REAL HOPE, let alone TOXIC HOPE, has seldom if ever been seen.

Participants were given a restraining order and a 200 dollar food stamp card and ordered to 'rebuild' their lives from the ground up in the next 30 days.

Partcipants were allowed to chant all the positive affirmations they cared to. They were allowed 12 hours a day of internet access to their HELP AND ADVICE forums, and they were allowed up to 25,000 phone calls a day to Domestic Violence Hotlines and Sherlters, Legal Aid, and various Social Service Agencies.

Participants were routinely denied medical treatment, psychiatric treatment, prescription medications, including access to antidepressants. Partcipants were also denied basic human needs such as shelter, utilities and financial assistance.

When researchers returned to pick up the participants 30 days later, each and every one was pronounced 100% CURED, and 100% DEAD.

Autopsies revealed that all partcipants had succumbed to OVERWHELMING REALITY.

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News of the success of this breakthrough therapy brought in a flood of donations from people who had long suffered the effects of being in close proximity to sufferers of Magical Thinking and Toxic Hope (MTTH). The developer has announced that donors were 'overwhelming in their generosity'. The developer also received a 100 million dollar grant from the American Psychiatric Association.

Last week, the developer of this astonishingly simple, yet brilliant theraputic treatment announced 'anyone with a friend or relative suffering from Magical Thinking and Toxic Hope needs to contact our research facility immediately. We now have funds to cover treatment for anyone in need. Thankfully we can now fully HOPE and expect this terrible disorder to eradicated in our lifetime!'

Phone lines were jammed for over 72 hours as calls flooded in, and cell phone providers were overloaded. Airlines were booked to capacity and had to add new flights. Gas shortages and traffic jams were reported across the country, due to friends and family attempting to deliver sufferers directly to the research facility for treatment.

Yesterday it was reported that the developer is almost certain to be nominated for and win the Nobel Peace Prize. When told of this the developer vowed to donate all prize money toward development of a another therapy she has devised which she believes will be the cure for PSYCHOPATHY. We will publish updates to this exciting new research as they become available.

UPDATE:

Due to over 25,000,000 letters and calls to the CBS network from friends and faimly of sufferers of Magical Thinking and Toxic Hope (MTTH); the network announced that next season's SURVIVOR will be SURVIVOR: APPALACHIA . The network announced that they have hired the developer of the therapeutic treatment for Magical Thinking and Toxic Hope to be head creative consultant for next season's show. Auditions for sufferers of Magical Thinking and Toxic Hope are set to begin next Tuesday.

CBS executives say they believe this will be the most watched SURVIVOR ever; they have secured numerous sponsors for the program, and are so confident that this will be a season with ZERO survivors, that they have upped the prize package to 250,000,000 dollars, and a new Toyota Tundra pickup truck.

Stay tuned for more updates as they become available.

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DEAD!!...THE PSYCHOPATH IS DEAD!! 4/25/10!! JUSTICE IS SERVED......

Mike McGrannahan

Kansas City, Missouri

Dog Murderer, Wife Beater, Alcoholic, Drug Addict, Con Man

PSYCHOPATH

join in the fight to stamp out PSYCHOPATHS

A DEADLY SCOURGE THAT AFFECTS WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD

THAT BRANCH UP YOUR ASS ISN'T ATTRACTIVE

That Branch Up Your Ass - It Isn't Attractive

by Korin Mumford

I recently had the misfortune of being exposed to another one of those puke-inducing sentimentality emails - you know, the kind that go on and on about how a Twue Fwiend (tm) will do X, Y, and Z for you, and aren't you glad you said you loved your mother today? This one, however, was a pathetic attempt to salve the egos of a certain type of girl and at the same time reinforce the idea that she's incomplete on her own and must just wait for the man to come along, while continuing to create the ideal of women as prizes for men to compete over.

"Tree of Life"

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Vomit-inducing crap. So I turned around and sent it back to the sender, along with a list of questions.

So, are you assuming you're one of the apples at the top of the tree or at the bottom?

If you're assuming you're one of the ones at the top...why? What makes you that special?

What criteria does it take for a woman to be considered one of the "rotten apples from the ground"?

Why don't you think you fit that description?

What, exactly, is this email supposed to do?

Okay, so it's a sad try at soothing the bruised egos of girls who can't get a boyfriend, right?

Have you ever wondered WHY those girls can't get a boyfriend?

Have you ever wondered why they're all so desperate to get one, anyway?

What's wrong with being happy with yourself as a whole, individual, independent person?

Why must you base your sense of self-worth on whether or not you have boys after you? You see, if you had your own inherent sense of self-worth and self-esteem, you wouldn't start to wonder "what's wrong with me?" when you're single.

Furthermore, if you're so desperate to be part of an "us" instead of just being an "I", why the hell are you sitting at the top of your tree with a branch up your ass, waiting?

Oddly enough, I haven't heard from her since. I wonder why that is..

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/treeoflife.shtml

A NEWLY DISCOVERED DISORDER THAT IS EPIDEMIC AT OUR PLACE AND THE NEXT RIGHT CHOICE AND NOW HAS SPREAD TO VAIN ENCOUNTERS

WOW... i am sooooo sorry!!... here i was, thinking the Administrators and Sycophant Sorority sisters (a.k.a. the sooper sekrit forum members) at Our Place Vain Encounters and the Next Right Choice and now at ALL ABOUT HIM were just brainless, overmedicated, sanctimonious, vapid morons!!...

Nope... looks like you're all suffering from a DISORDER... you've all got L.O.A.D!!.. and from looking through the symptoms checklist.... looks like you're all terminal... no cure... no treatment... i'm certain you'll take it with a smile, stay upbeat, and find something good in having this disorder...

i hope you'll all be able to offer each other comfort and support... and multiple (((cyberhugs)))

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What is L.O.A.D.?

Well, it is described by many of the family members as a frightening altered state much like the hypnotic trance or brainwashed state of cult members. It tends to strike the upper classes just as much, if not more than any other class, the highly educated, and more sophisticated members of society, which is what makes it so worrisome to the family members of those afflicted. Unfortunately, it affects many others as well, including those wishing to belong to the upper classes, those attempting to appear to belong, and even some who don't care about their social class at all.

As you can see, it affects a very broad spectrum of people which is ringing alarm bells for some scientists who believe the focus of genetic research funding should be shifted in this direction. as THE priority before it reaches pandemic proportions.

The Characteristics of The Disease
Checklist:If you observe five or more of these signs in a particular subject, it should be an indication that L.O.A.D. may be present and just out of the incubation stage of the disease making it still manageable with immediate treatment.

If the subject is presenting any of the following, he or she should be detained for further assessment.

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1. A tendency towards an arrogant certainty about an understanding of the lives and feelings of others, especially complete strangers.

2. Disdain for others not included in the LOAD sufferers' group/family or organization.

3. A need to believe he or she has total control of other people and situations

4. Denial of any evidence which puts the beliefs of the sufferer in question.

5. A tendency to regress easily to the level of flocks, herds or pack animals.

6. A display of territorial thinking or behaviour.

7. A tendency to attempt to "hide" an obvious truth or evidence in order to defend

an untenable position or the current social status quo, even when doing so harms everyone.

8. An apparent inability to hear doublethink or doublespeak, even when it is coming out of the sufferer's own mouth.

9. A belief that he or she is somehow magically ''hidden'' and cannot be seen or heard, even though ten feet (three meters) or less separates him or her from the "other" from whom he or she is supposedly ''hiding.''

10. A belief that his/her personal concrete experience in life represents an abstract truth that can be applied to all others universally and any disagreement from any of those others should be invalidated immediately.

11. A tendency to label others in order to create a closed system of containment designed to keep the fears and anxiety of the LOAD sufferer at bay.

12. A refusal to communicate directly and honestly and an exhibited preference for talking about, or sometimes AT, anyone who disagrees with his/her judgements.

13. A tendency to enlist the aid of others (usually covertly) in order to force those disagree to accept his/her version of "reality" by means of the application of group pressure.

14. An automatic, well entrenched, invalidating response to any argument or suggestion that the LOAD sufferer could ever be wrong about anything.

15. Speaks and thinks in absolute abstract terms, avoiding concrete details.

16. A tendency to contract the anal muscles in an unnatural manner.

17. Operates from behind a haughty, superior or rigid facade.

18. Often social climbs in order to validate delusions about superior understanding or worth as a human being.

19. Inappropriate affects:
Particularly predominant is flat affect. (no emotional response at all to anything) eg: You tell them you have been assaulted by Uncle Bob, or even that something positive happened to you and they "humour" you, wearing a mask like face, "Oh really. How interesting." He or she may even make a side remark to a friend in your presence such as, "the poor thing."

20. Inappropriate Laughter or Smiling:
eg: You are being harassed by a contemptuous group of people on a subway or other public transportation and the onlookers decide to join in the "fun." You dare to react with anger and complain about being abused by others without reason and the LOAD sufferers among them smile or smirk, their little insane eyeballs twinkling with high amusement about your complaint of their behaviour.

Disdain or contempt:
You keep trying to tell your psychiatrist (who really has no time to listen to your nonsense)your therapist, your friends, or your relatives the truth about what happened to you and are treated with more and more contempt for refusing to "let it go" and stop trying to be heard.

Mocking and Ridiculing:
Especially when presented along with symptom 5.

21. Unrealistic fantastic view of "authority" figures. Eg: Parents never lie, teachers aren't abusive, doctors can't be wrong, bosses aren't ever jerks, landlords don't break laws and religious leaders can't have hidden agendas.

22. LOAD sufferers will often go to any lengths to reduce the awareness of others as a reaction to feeling threatened with self awareness, or of experiencing an unwanted increase in their own awareness. There is an unrealistic ongoing expectation that others will deny their own experience and feelings if the LOAD sufferer simply pretends it is not "real." The expectation appears to be that the invalidate other will adapt him/herself to embrace the LOAD sufferer's delusional belief system.

23. In times of distress, LOAD sufferers tend to close ranks and seek reinforcement in their trance-like brainwashed state from other sufferers who are more than wiling to support their beliefs, needs and Dis-ease.

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As you can see, this is an extremely difficult disorder to treat as the defense mechanisms of the acute sufferer are so well entrenched it is nearly impossible to to locate a chink in his or her psychological armour. All we can really do is keep trying and continue to expose the pathology of this terrible disorder to the world at large in the hope that public awareness will promote the change and encourage offerings of research funding which will allow us to search for a cure. We all need to break the silence in order to generate the interest that will help us move towards a cure for these poor unfortunate self-deluded people.

With scientists funded to do the research necessary to find a treatment, it is hoped they will be able to find a way to unblock the receptors in the brain which are preventing truth from traveling freely along the neural pathways of the LOAD sufferer.

Once developed, hospitals will be able to put out a public call for volunteers who suffer from the effects of receiving too little information, in order to test their new atypical unblockers. This will be under carefully controlled conditions so that the rate of truth allowed into the subjects' brains can be slowed to a safe level. They don't want the LOAD sufferers to go into shock without any medical supervision. (as we all know, psychiatrists prefer to have super-vision at all times. In this I find myself in agreement with them. I also would prefer psychiatrists to have much more supervision.)

It should be noted that many LOAD sufferers often have a dual diagnosis. Many have been previously diagnosed with A.P.D. (Arrogant Personality Disorder) In such advanced cases, prognosis tends to be rather poor and the disease may only be managed to the terminal stage, which occurs often as a result of toxicity from permanent anal stricture. Though not all LOAD sufferers die of their Diseases, in extreme cases, carrying this kind of LOAD for too long can be terminal.

By P. Lefave, D.D.(P)

The Pack Mentality: Our Place, The Next Right Choice, All About Him & The Catbox's Operating Manual

The Gals of Our Place & the Next Right Choice & All About Him
at their Latest Get-Together

by Tertia Loebenberg

What is it about anonymity that brings out the worst in people? I don’t get it.

I know that I am perhaps too honest sometimes, too public, too open and so I am probably not the best person to understand this, but I really do not get why people think they can be rude / hateful / spiteful / nasty / mean / just plain ugly if they think they can get away with it. What I want to know is, don’t they feel just a little bit bad? Do they have a conscience? When they go to sleep at night, do they feel at least a smattering of guilt for what they have done to others? How does being anonymous change who you really are? If you believe so strongly in your opinion / belief, then say it openly. Stand up and have the strength of your convictions. Be proud of who you are and what you have to say. The fact that you are hiding behind anonymity makes me think that either you are a coward, or deep down, you doubt what you have to say.

There is an online support forum that I sometimes read. I don’t participate too often for obvious reasons, but I read, just in case there is someone I can reach out to and help / offer encouragement etc. This forum is set up in a way that allows people to post anonymously, with pretty much a guarantee that their identity will not be known. And people use this in the most spiteful of ways. They post their regular posts under their ‘known name or pseudonym and when they get pissed at someone or something, they post anonymously. They attack other people, say horrible things, be really mean… all because they can get away with it.

I honesty don’t get it. I find it extremely cowardly and deceitful. It smacks of bullying. Of meanness. And it brings out the worst kind of pack mentality among others. It is so ugly. I would hate to ever be that ugly.

Of course there are many occasions when being anonymous is absolutely acceptable and even preferable. There are times when knowing one’s real identity could be dangerous / embarrassing etc. Although I am very open and public, I do understand that many others choose not to be so open. That’s fine. My issue is with the people who spew hatred and ugliness towards others only because they can get away with it. My feeling is that if you feel that strongly about something, stand up and say it openly. Be proud of what you believe in.

The hate comments, the slander and hate sites, the vicious attacks, belittling other people …… is that how you think it should be done?

I wonder…. do these people have a conscience? Do you think they feel even slightly guilty about the distress they cause others? I can’t believe that they don’t. I know I am naïve, but I just find it impossible to believe that anyone could be so hateful to others and not feel at least a bit bad.

But then, if they don’t feel bad, let me ask this question: if it was done to them, would they feel hurt or upset? And if they still feel their behaviour is justifiable, let me ask another question: if someone had to do what you did to your daughter or son, how would you feel about it then?

I was disappointed to see how on the forum I mentioned, a group of regular posters hid behind anonymity to attack a fellow regular poster (admin). How the pack mentality came out when they realized they could get away with it. That’s not on. Really not on. This ugly veiled cloak of anonymity has facilitated a free-for-all vicious attack from people who don’t have the guts to stand and openly say what they really think. What a pity. And to think that it is supposed to be a support forum.

Are you proud of yourself for making that woman feel shit about herself? Are you? Was it necessary to attack her? Even if you believe she is an asshole / wrong / whatever, do you really think you did the right thing? I don’t know. I don’t think being anonymous excuses you from basic human decency. I think you should be ashamed of yourself actually. I think you acted like a bunch of bullies.

I see it all the time. Find a victim, someone who either rubs you up the wrong way, or does something that doesn’t fit into your definition of acceptable. Maybe even someone who you are a little jealous of, although you would never admit it, and publicly rip her to shreds while hiding behind your anonymity. Then sit back and watch while your fellow mean spirited cowards join in the feeding frenzy. Like a pack of hyenas picking at the bones of the befallen pray, cackling your evil laugh and congratulating yourself at yet another conquest. A hollow victory meant to inflate sense of self worth. Sad.

I find it very hard to understand. But mostly, I find it really sad that people like that exist out there.

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